you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
1.) Teddy Roosevelt was the youngest president in our nation’s history.
2.) He’s the only person to ever have won the Medal of Honor, AND the Nobel Peace Prize.
3.) One time, three men stole his boat. He tracked them down through the Dakota Badlands, found them, beat the shit out of them, and took all three of them prisoner until the police arrived two days later.
4.) As commissioner of the NYPD, he hired it’s first female to the force, and went undercover to catch corrupt officers. Once, caught one taking a bribe, so he beat him up and threw him in a dumpster before firing him.
5.) He discovered and mapped a new river in the Amazon rainforest.
6.) Before a campaign speech, he was shot in the chest by a would-be assassin. He was hit in the chest, and the bullet lodged in his chest wall. he refused medical attention and gave his speech anyway, which he started by saying, “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”
7.) As President, he would regularly let young soldiers and marines come to the white house to fight him. He also brought in professional boxers to work him out. During one fight with a soldier, he was hit so hard it caused hemorrhaging and a detached retina, leaving him permanently blind in his left eye. Even though his doctor ordered him to quit after that, he didn’t.
8.) He was the first president to fly in an airplane. He took a four minute flight in a plane build by the Wright brothers.
9.) He went skinny dipping in the middle of the Potomac River with the French ambassador.
10.) While hunting in Mississippi, he decided that killing a young, trapped bear was an act fo a coward, and let it go free. A New York toymaker heard the story, created a child’s stuffed toy bear as the “Teddy Bear”.
But Obama read lines for a comedy sketch? Please. He’ll never be as cool as Teddy Roosevelt.
lmao. I didn’t know most of that stuff. :O
Presidents used to be cool
They only think he’s cool because he’s black. It’s black privilege.
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry but if you think that Eric and Dylan weren't in any way terrorists for what they did, then that's fucked. They terrorized an entire nation. THEY are the reason hundreds of thousands of kids were scared to go to school afterwards.
You clearly don’t know the definition of terrorist.
A terrorist is someone who attacks a certain group of people. I think. I’m not sure. I can’t think clearly.
A terrorist is a person who commits an attack against an institution, a race, or a religious group in the hopes of either destroying ones support base through fear or to try and violently force a chance to happen. Terrorists usually operate with a religious or political motivation as the root cause of their attack. Timothy McVeigh, Anders Breivik, and the Tsarnaev brothers are all admitted terrorists because they all had political motivations behind their attacks. Eric and Dylan, while they wanted to commit an attack on level (or bigger) than the Oklahoma city bombing and they wanted to terrorize as many people as possible (Eric had dreams of fire-bombing Denver), they weren’t terrorists because they didn’t attack Columbine (or any institution) with the specific reasoning of furthering a cause through the act of terror, they didn’t have any political/religious motivation fueling the attack and they weren’t attempting to enact any sort of social/political/religious changes.